17rt:

man: i hope u know how beautiful u really are
me, unaffected: i do

(via trust)

wetfruit:

*puts a shell against my ear & hears two small crabs having a private conversation*

(via snorlaxatives)

elliebeanz:

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

(via bubbles)

when ur work sends out a memo about increasing productivity but it’s too late cos ur already dead from the current work load

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

(via trust)

buckybarneswho:

Mockingjay: *president kills innocent people*

Mockingjay: *bombs hospital full of un-armed people*

Mockingjay: *starves out the victories*

Mockingjay: *brainwashes peeta*

Mockingjay: *shows katniss slowly losing herself*

Media: so gale or peeta??????

(via trust)